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This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

What's black and white and red all over? Santa covered with chimney soot.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean that one enjoys it?

Whenever I see a man with a beard, moustache and glasses, I think, 'There's a man who has taken every precaution to avoid people doodling on photographs of him.

You and Me = Grand Unification

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man? The Book of Job.

Happy 10th birthday to your dating profile pic.

If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco.

If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?

Can February March? No, but April May!

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