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One Liner Jokes

This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work.

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Q: What do you call a bench full of white people? A: The MLB.

STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.

I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!

Strangers have the best candy.

Concerning the absence of toilet paper, there should be complaint books laid out at publicly used places.

When men say "I'm fine" they actually mean it. Weirdos.