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One Liner Jokes

This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!

"I ran a half marathon" sounds so much better than "I quit halfway through a marathon".

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet?

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

What's the definition of trust? Two Cannibals giving each other a blowjob!

Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

I am right ninety eight percent of the time - who cares about the other three percent.

How can you tell a black person is lying? His lips are moving.

Men of quality respect women's equality.