Everything always ends well. If not - it's probably not the end.
Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode - really...
Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting or has multiple restraining orders against me?
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
A procrastinator's work is never done.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of.
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.