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This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

Everything always ends well. If not - it's probably not the end.


Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode - really...


Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting or has multiple restraining orders against me?


If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.


Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.


A procrastinator's work is never done.


Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.


Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of.


A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.





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