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One Liner Jokes

This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take a minute for me to get hard I just got laid by a chick

Word of the day is Legs. Now go spread the word.

If you didn't take a selfie at the gym, were you really there?

What is the difference between a sperm and a lawyer? None, both have one in a million chance to be human beings.

Friend: "I don't want to bore you with my problems." Me: "Awesome, thank you."

You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with.

Where does a cracker meet his future wife? Family reunion.

I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.

I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, "Hey, we're getting along pretty great lately!"