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One Liner Jokes
This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"
He: So then, what's your sign? She: Dollar.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
For years, I struggled with dyslexia. Mostly because I was spelling it wrong.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
If at first you don't succeed: try management.
What was the barristas favourite part about being arrested? The mug shots.
Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand.
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Categories:
Animal Bad Bar Dumb Blonde Celebrity Cheesy Chicken Christmas Chuck Norris Clean Computer Corny Dad Dark Humor Doctor Dirty Donald Trump Easter Fat For Kids Funny Riddles Funny Quotes Little Johnny Gay Gender Good Halloween Knock Knock Lawyer Lightbulb Jokes Military Old People One Liner Jokes Ponderisms Puns Redneck Relationship Religious School Short Jokes Silly Skeleton Valentines Day Yo Mama
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