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One Liner Jokes

This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing.

I would tell you a joke about my shoe but I think I shoedn't.

Dance Dance Revolution is an intense game but an even more intense to-do list

I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back.

What goes up and never comes down? Your age!

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse."

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.

Drink green beer on St Patricks Day! It counts as a vegetable!