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One Liner Jokes
This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first."Your finest Scotch, please." "Yes, sir," the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape.
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
It's a good thing farts aren't "contagious" like yawns.
When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!
What do you call the saddest waterway in Russia? Crimea River.
It's not what man can create it's what man can become.
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
Legends don't die... I am a living example!
How do you make a pool table laugh? You reach into its pockets and tickle its balls.
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Animal Bad Bar Dumb Blonde Celebrity Cheesy Chicken Christmas Chuck Norris Clean Computer Corny Dad Dark Humor Doctor Dirty Donald Trump Easter Fat For Kids Funny Riddles Funny Quotes Little Johnny Gay Gender Good Halloween Knock Knock Lawyer Lightbulb Jokes Military Old People One Liner Jokes Ponderisms Puns Redneck Relationship Religious School Short Jokes Silly Skeleton Valentines Day Yo Mama
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