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This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

It's a good thing farts aren't "contagious" like yawns.


When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


What do you call the saddest waterway in Russia? Crimea River.


Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.


Legends don't die... I am a living example!


Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.


What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer? A hot dog!


How do you fix a woman's watch? Why should you? There's a clock on the oven.


What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing.


I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.





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