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One Liner Jokes

This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her - follows you behind.

Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.

Do you know any bird that can write? Pen-guine.

Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!

The Buddhist Mafia is called Karma.

A wife in big doses is poison, in small doses - medicine.

It is better to have a hole in your hand than a hand in your hole.

What did the jester say to the criminal at the guillotine? "Stay calm, and do not lose your head."

I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.