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This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten..


Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!


I've got my ion you, baby!


Someone just honked their horn to get me out of my parking space quicker so now we will both be here until we're dead.


When there are no volunteers, they get appointed.


What do you call a mountain where people never sleep? Mt Neverest.


Sorry I missed your call, I was busy seeing how many times my phone would ring before you gave up.


What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.


Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.


Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?





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