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This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working.

Another one was: Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.

I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Need to know ASAP.

The biggest change after having kids was putting a swear jar in the house. Whenever I say a bad word, I have to put a dollar in the jar, and  at the end of every month, I take all that money and buy myself a nice steak for being such a cool dad.

What do you mean, I didn't win? I ate more wet T-shirts than anyone else.

Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."

How do people lose their kids at the mall? Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's ass.

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