Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made.
What fruit do you eat when you are sad? Blueberries.
If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman.
I'd like to start today by telling you how wonderful (NAME) is. I'd like to but...
What's "68"? You do me and I owe you one.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Married.
Its girls like u that cause global warming!
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s