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This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.


People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made.


What fruit do you eat when you are sad? Blueberries.


If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman.


I'd like to start today by telling you how wonderful (NAME) is. I'd like to but...


What's "68"? You do me and I owe you one.


The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.


What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Married.


Its girls like u that cause global warming!


Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s





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