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One Liner Jokes

This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !

What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny.

My girlfriend came out of the shower and said "I shaved my pussy, you know what that means? I said "yeah, the drain is clogged again. "

You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.

Life's a jungle let's go to your place and fuck like animals!

The 80s were great because I didn't have to look at your selfies.

Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.

Raising children takes a village, preferably one with many vineyards.

I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!

There are 12 things, people do when they haven't prepared a speech. They lie, tell stories and exaggerate.