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This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

I might only be 25% Irish, but on St Patrick Days I will be 100% drunk.


Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options: 1. Stay together forever 2. Break up No pressure.


Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.


What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.


I need to start paying closer attention to stuff. Found out today my wife and I have separate names for the cat.


A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.


Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.


After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF!


The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.


Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.





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