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This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

Without ME, it's just AWESO.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

If I can't buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

I have given up on my stand up comedy routines. Everybody just keeps laughing at me.

I'm in the mood to multiply

Your so fat you were rolling down a hill and you never stopped.

Feminism is not a fad. It's not like Angry Birds. Although it does involve a lot of Angry Birds. Bad example.

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