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This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.


Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.


If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up.


I wonder if my first cat appreciates being at least slightly immortalized in my passwords.


Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart.


I don't care how funny you are, if I don't like you, I won't laugh.


George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!" ... well, swine flu.


May you never leave your marriage alive.


Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!


Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.





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