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This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

A girl in a restaurant asked me "Are you single?". I happily replied "Yes". She took away the extra chair in front of me.


I flirted with disaster last night. Now disaster won't stop texting me.


There are 12 things, people do when they haven't prepared a speech. They lie, tell stories and exaggerate.


You look like a person that would exchange one of your chromosomes for a Big Mac.


I used to be a lifeguard, but this blue kid got me fired.


Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.


It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!


A woman is like a parachute - can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one.


You know you're fat when you step on the scale and it says "one at a time please".


They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.





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