Nothing brings neighbors together, like a broken elevator.
I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward.
Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.
When Michael Jackson died, all of his songs were played during his funeral and for his commemoration. So what if Mia Khalifa died?
God sees everything. Neighbors - even more... Tell me who I am and I will tell you who you are...
Being a Mulato isn't very profitable, the black half wants to steel your phone, the white half wants to pay the bill.