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This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

You're about as much use as parallel lines of a railway track. The only difference is the railway tracks take people places and with the way you are, it's no wonder you always end up going nowhere in life.

You know those people using bibles on their phones? They are using phony bibles.

Makeup tip: You're not in the circus.

A Mexican, a black boy, and a white boy, they are all in the first grade, which one has the biggest peter? The black boy because he's 17.

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

Am I getting under your skin? The only skin you'll be getting under is my ball sack.

Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.

Don't drink and drive because you might spill the drink.

You so fat the scale screamed "Get the fuck off me".

Q: Why don't blacks fuck Afghans? A: Because they are going to make you blow.

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