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This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox is the unspeakable in full pursuit of uneatable.


Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.


The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired.


A four letter word that every man is afraid of? (More)


How are tornadoes and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.


Sorry, I'm late. I got here as soon as I felt like it.


Every organisation is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.


My name is John but you can call me tonight.


Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means Stop.


I wonder if my first cat appreciates being at least slightly immortalized in my passwords.





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