The English country gentleman galloping after a fox is the unspeakable in full pursuit of uneatable.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired.
A four letter word that every man is afraid of? (More)
How are tornadoes and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.
Sorry, I'm late. I got here as soon as I felt like it.
Every organisation is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.
My name is John but you can call me tonight.
Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means Stop.
I wonder if my first cat appreciates being at least slightly immortalized in my passwords.