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One Liner Jokes

This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

Evolution: True science fiction.

I flirted with disaster last night. Now disaster won't stop texting me.

Why are Scientology and Proctology alike? It's all a load of shit.

Laziness Level: I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

An iron rule of a leader - make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first.

If she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.

Smart people don't call themselves smart - me included.

How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!

I used to be a lifeguard, but this blue kid got me fired.