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One Liner Jokes: An Asteroid 1,200 Light Years

Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• She Said I Wanna Look Bomb In The Party. I
• If You Do Not Say It, They Can't Repeat
• You Need To Carry Women In Your Arms; They Will
• Loneliness Is When A Person Always Knows Where All Of
• Wife Renewed Me For Another Season
• How Do You Get A Black Man Out Of A
• Oops. My Brain Just Hit A Bad Sector
• A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was
• Oh No! Help! I'm Under A Tack
• For Every Action, There Is A Corresponding Over-reaction

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