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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
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• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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