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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
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• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
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• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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