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One Liner Jokes: Did You Hear About The Nearsighted

Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Do Not Walk Behind Me, For I May Not Lead
• Life Didn't Work Out, But Everything Else Is Not
• It's Better To Let Someone Think You Are An
• Why Was Jesus A Virgin When He Died? Every Time
• I Think I've Discovered My Supersymmetric Partner
• How Good Are You At Powerpoint? I Excel At It
• George Washington Said "We Would Have A Black President When
• Why Did The Octapus? Because The Seaweed
• Why Isn't Necrophilia Bad? I've Never Heard A
• If You Must Choose Between Two Evils, Pick The One

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