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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I Had To Stop Drinking, Cause I Got Tired Of
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• Most Turkeys Taste Better The Day After. My Mother's
• Why Do Birds Fly South In The Fall? Because It
• What Does An Ethiopian Family Look Like? A Barcode
• Some Mistakes Are Too Much Fun To Only Make Once
• She Asked If I Had My Shit Together Yet? I
• If You And I Were Squirrels, Could I Bust A
• The Best Way To Remember Your 21st Birthday, Is Not
• 'I Rang Up British Telecom, I Said, "I Want To

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• If You Don't Care Where You Are, Then You
• A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country
• A Wise Dog Once Told Me: "Life Is Like A
• Blondes are so stupid that they got slock in a