Home / Funny jokes / One Liner Jokes / How Do You Get Holy Water

One Liner Jokes: How Do You Get Holy Water

Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses
• If Everything Seems To Be Coming Your Way, You're
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
• The Good Lord Didn't Create Anything Without A Purpose
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• An Asteroid 1,200 Light Years Away Has A 0
• RSVP: ⚪️yes ⚪️no ⚫️yes Now But Then No Later On
• I Wanted To Thank You Personally For The Like. That
• Be Careful Of Your Thoughts, They May Become Words At
• You Was Sent Away By The Devil For Unlidding Raw
• What Does A Panda Ghost Eat? Bam-BOO
• Why Didn't The Skeleton Go To Prom? Cause He
• It's Not The Bullet That Kills You, It's
• My Brain Boots Up Like A 10 Year Old PC
• They Say "don't Try This At Home" So I

Other categories:
Animal Bad Bar Dumb Blonde Celebrity Cheesy Chicken Christmas Chuck Norris Clean Computer Corny Dad Dark Humor Doctor Dirty Donald Trump Easter Fat For Kids Funny Riddles Funny Quotes Little Johnny Gay Gender Good Halloween Knock Knock Lawyer Lightbulb Jokes Military Old People One Liner Jokes Ponderisms Puns Redneck Relationship Religious School Short Jokes Silly Skeleton Valentines Day Yo Mama

Funny jokes

• This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon around a snoring dog s penis he ll roll over and stop snoring
• Why Don't Women Blink During Foreplay? They Don't
• How Do You Know That Santa Is A Man? No
• My Girlfriend Started Smoking, So I Slowed Down And Applied
• To Err Is Human, To Blame It On Somebody Else
• Son: "What's An Inheritance?" Me: "Nothing You Need To
• If A Person Told You They Were A Pathological Liar
• The Hardest Part Of Getting A Girls Phone Number Is
• Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear Of Long Words
• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day