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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• If Everything Seems To Be Coming Your Way, You're
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
• The Good Lord Didn't Create Anything Without A Purpose
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• If I Had A Dollar For Every Time You Said
• You're Not Old Until A Teenager Describes You As
• I Like To Hold Hands At The Movies... Which Always
• Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again
• When A Woman Breast Feeds In Public It's Called
• Children: You Spend The First 2 Years Of Their Life
• My Girlfriend Started Smoking, So I Slowed Down And Applied
• The Last Thing I Want To Do Is Hurt You
• A Diplomat Is Someone Who Can Tell You To Go
• A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life

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Funny jokes

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• See That Shadow On The Wall? It's Brighter Than
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• My Mom Comes Into My Room With My Grades, And
• Trying To Understand Women Is Like Trying To Smell Color