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One Liner Jokes: If Mayans Could Predict The Future

Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
• If Everything Seems To Be Coming Your Way, You're

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• An Asteroid 1,200 Light Years Away Has A 0
• I Remember As A Child, Lying In Bed Waiting For
• Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. Retard Shit Is Green
• I Made Voodoo Dolls Of My Dogs Just So I
• I Think They Picked Me For My Motivational Skills. Everyone
• I Don't Worry About Terrorism. I Was Married For
• What Would We Get If We'd Cross One Nigger

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