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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• The Good Lord Didn't Create Anything Without A Purpose
• If Everything Seems To Be Coming Your Way, You're
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• Hard Work Is Simply The Refuge Of People Who Have
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• Never Hit A Man With Glasses. Hit Him With A
• You're Never Too Old To Learn Something Stupid
• I Took My Relatives Kids To The Movies It Only
• Who Invented The Brush They Put Next To The Toilet
• When You Go To The Drugstore, Why Are The Condoms

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Funny jokes

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• A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor
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• My Mind's Made Up, Don't Confuse Me With