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One Liner Jokes: If You Must Choose Between Two

Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• If Everything Seems To Be Coming Your Way, You're
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• The Good Lord Didn't Create Anything Without A Purpose
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• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• All I'm Saying Is Why Blame It On Being
• Errors Have Been Made. Others Will Be Blamed
• Son, I Don't Think You're Cut Out To
• Let's Both Be Naughty This Year And Save Santa
• How Did Mary And Joseph Know That Jesus Weighed 4
• In Democracy, It's Your Vote That Counts. In Feudalism
• The Best Time To Open A Gift Is The Present
• Fighting For Peace Is Like Fucking For Virginity
• I Often Confuse Reptiles And Amphibians. Actually, If I'm
• What's The Difference Between Purple And Pink? The Grip

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