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One Liner Jokes: My Track Record As An Adult

Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Here's Some Advice: At A Job Interview, Tell Them
• Dogs Have Masters. Cats Have Staff
• I Don't Trust Anything That Bleeds For Five Days
• To Be Sure Of Hitting The Target, Shoot First And
• If We Get Rid Of All The Margarine The World
• Never Test The Depth Of The Water With Both Feet
• My Daughter Wants To Be Really Scary This Halloween So
• I Read A Survey That Said 82% Of People Enjoy
• What Do You Call The Saddest Waterway In Russia? Crimea
• I Will Have Enough Money For The Rest Of My

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Funny jokes

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• You Smell Like Trash..... Can I Take You Out
• I Could Make Jokes About Fences, But They Are Offencive
• Friends Are Like Condoms: They Protect You When Things Get
• What Does A Skeleton Orders At A Restaurant? Spare Ribs
• Your mama is so old jesus
• Be Careful Of Your Thoughts, They May Become Words At