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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
• If Everything Seems To Be Coming Your Way, You're

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• Have A Girl That Everyone Else Dreams About, But Don
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• There Are Two Rules For Success: 1) Don't Tell
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• Why Do You Need A Driver's License To Buy

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