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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• The Good Lord Didn't Create Anything Without A Purpose
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• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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