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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I Ran Three Miles Today. Finally I Said, "Lady Take
• Knowledge Is Knowing A Tomato Is A Fruit; Wisdom Is
• I Want To Go To IKEA, Hide In A Wardrobe
• God Must Love Stupid People. He Made SO Many
• The Hardest Thing To Learn In Life Is Which Bridge
• It Doesn't Matter How Much You Work, There Will
• Arguing With A Woman Is Like Buying A Lottery Ticket
• Never Tell A Woman That Her Place Is In The
• I Always Thought Trojan Was A Bad Name For A
• Materialism: Buying Things We Don't Need With Money We

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Funny jokes

• You Don't Sweat Much For A Fat Chick
• People Tend To Make Rules For Others And Exceptions For
• Yo mama is so stupid she locked herself
• Age Is An Issue Of Mind Over Matter. If You
• Was Your Ass Forged By Sauron Because It Is Precious
• Keep Honking. I'm Reloading
• He: So Then, What's Your Sign? She: Dollar
• The Reward For A Job Well Done Is More Work
• You Do Not Need A Parachute To Skydive. You Only
• The Best Curve On A Girl Is Her Smile... Naw