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One Liner Jokes: Treat Two-faced People Like Mushrooms

Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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