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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Never, Under Any Circumstances, Take A Sleeping Pill And A
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• One Good Thing About Graduation Is That You Get To
• I Know My Limits: If I Fell Down It Means

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