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One Liner Jokes: What Do You Call A Dead

Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• The Panic Begins With The First One To Say 'Calm
• What Does Santa Say When He Is Sick? OH OH
• Don't Go Through That Door That Mysteriously Opened All
• She's So Wrinkled, Her Mother Was A Shar Pei
• Stress Is Caused By Giving A Fuck
• They Keep Saying The Right Person Will Come Along, I
• According To The Principle Of The Sandwich, If You Put
• If I Want Your Opinion, I'll Ask You To
• Never Board A Commercial Aircraft If The Pilot Is Wearing
• If Winning Isn't Everything Why Do They Keep Score

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