You know your a redneck If a beaver bites Your nipple off!
What do you 42 rednecks chasing a queer?
Jeff Gordan just took the lead.
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a 'teethbrush'.
You might be a redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers on it!
What does NASCAR stand really stand for?
Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks!
THINGS YOU'D NEVER HEAR A REDNECK SAY I thought Graceland was tacky.
No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
Do you think my hair is too big?
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
The tires on that truck are too big.
I've got it all on a floppy disk.
Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?
Damned if that polititian ain't honest!
We're vegetarians.
I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
You can't feed that to the dog.
Trim the fat off that steak.
I just love the Opera Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
Wrasslin's fake.
Redneck Bar Bell If you have to use concrete in the ends of a 2'
PVC pipe as weights you might be a Redneck.
Why does the redneck walk his kids to school.
there in the same grade
You might be a Redneck if you use the same tree your dog does.
You might be a redneck If you believe Books are bad luck!