Redneck Jokes
This page contains 10 Redneck Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Redneck Jokes first.You might be a redneck if you go to your washing machine for money.
You might be a redneck if your mama can climb a tree faster than your cat can.
10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a Computer 10.
The monitor is up on blocks.
9.
Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8.
The six front keys have rotted out.
7.
The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
6.
The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5.
The password is 'Bubba'.
4.
There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3.
There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
2.
The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...
1.
The mouse is referred to as a 'critter'.
You might be a redneck if... The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
You might be a redneck If you go to your family reunion To meet women!
How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?
There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck!
You might be a redneck If your daddy walked you to school And you are both in the same grade!
You might be a redneck, if rather than drinking the sacramental wine at church, you bring your own beer!
You might be a redneck If you were shooting pool When any of your children were born!
You might be a redneck if your wedding reception included a beer brunch!
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