You could be a redneck if you were just married and you have nothing but empty Skoal cans strung from your bumper as you leave the church.
You know your a redneck When some one kicks your sister in the jaw And circumcises you!
You know that you are a redneck if your son has mo teeth than you...
How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?
If she can run faster that her brothers.
You know you married a redneck, when she fills out her family reunion name tag, 'Four for a Dollar.'
You might be a redneck, if you were conceived, born and taught on a pool table!
One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds.
The passenger, Bubba, said: 'Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock!
We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!'
'Don't worry Bubba,'
Earl said, 'we'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat.'
'What fer?'
asked Bubba.
'Just let me do the talkin', okay?'
said Earl.
They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, 'Have you boys been drinking?'
'No sir,'
said Earl, 'we're on the patch.'
What has 72 arms and 36 heads and has an I.Q.
of 12?
A redneck bar on Friday night!
You might be a redneck if your toilet has more carpet than your floor!
You might be a redneck, if your toilet has more carpet, than your floor!