2 rednecks go to a whorehouse and knock on the door.
'What do you want?'
'We want chicks!'
'How much money ya got?'
The redneck search their pockets and come up with 50 dollars.
'For that much money, go and fuck yourselves.'
5 minutes later the rednecks return... 'We fucked ourselves, now we came to pay.'
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