Redneck Jokes
This page contains 10 Redneck Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Redneck Jokes first.You might be a redneck if you wonder how service stations keep their bathrooms so clean!
What do you get when you stick 32 rednecks in one room?
A full set of teeth!
What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room?
A full set of teeth!
If your front porch collapses And kills more than three dogs You might be a redneck!
Why do rednecks eat beans on Saturday?
So they can have a bubble bath on Sunday.
Expensive Fishing Trip Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip.
They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.
They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.
The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.
It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed.
One guy turns to the other and says, 'Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us $1500?'
The other guy says, 'Wow!
It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!'
You might be a redneck If when you walk the dog You both use the same bush!
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a 'teethbrush'.
How long does a redneck cook his meat?
Until the tire tracks disappear.
You might be a redneck If you let your 12 year old daughter Smoke at the table in front of her kid!
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