2 redneck guys and there dog are on a motorcycle.
Guy 1 named: Crap Guy 2 named: Fuck you Dog named: Manners.
On a long stretch on highway Fuck you was driving 100 mph.
Crap falls off and Manners jumps off to go look for him.
Soon after that Fuck you gets pulled over for speeding.
The officer walks up to him and says "Son, whats your name?"
I asked what your name was!"
"I told you, 'Fuck you'"
"Were the hell are your manners?"
"Bout 2 miles back, looking for Crap!"