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Redneck Jokes: Rednecks Play Powerball Too

A redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery.
He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, 'I want my $20 million.'
The man replied, 'No, sir.
It doesn't work that way.
We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.'
The Redneck said, 'Oh, no.
I want all my money right now!
I won it and I want it.'
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, 'Look, I want my money!
If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!'



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