A redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery.
He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."
The man replied, "No, sir.
It doesn't work that way.
We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
The Redneck said, "Oh, no.
I want all my money right now!
I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money!
If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"