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Redneck Jokes: The Two Finalists Were A Yale

The two finalists were a Yale graduate and a redneck.
The final contest was for them to make a poem in 2 minutes containing a word that would be given to them by the judges.
The word was 'TIMBUKTU'.
The Yale graduate was the first to give his poem: Slowly across the desert sand, Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels two by two, Destination Timbuktu.
The audience went wild.
They thought the redneck would never stand a chance against him-a YALE graduate.
Nevertheless, the redneck stood up and gave his poem: Me and Tim a hunting went, Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
They were three and we were two, So I bucked one and Timbuktu.
The redneck won hands down.

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