There may be a redneck in the ghetto if .
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somebody says, 'Yo man'
and he says, 'Yo mama.'
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someone says Ho, he starts looking for cotton the chop.
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he thinks he can leave his rifle mounted in the back of his parked pickup truck overnight.
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girls walking the streets ask him for a date, and he feels this is his lucky day.
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he hears a guy standing on the street saying, 'Crack, Crack, Crack,'
and he pulls up his bluejeans.
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he thinks greens is something you play golf on.
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his wife tells him she is being blackmailed and he wants to know what dude she is having an affair with.
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he thinks it would be funny to go out as a ghost on Halloween, and run around the ghetto with a white sheet over his head.
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someone asks him for a forty, and he gives them two twenty dollar bills.
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he walks up to the local basketball court and says, 'You BOYS are making to much noise.'
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