A chinese couple had just married.
When they got to their hotel room both knew what was next.
The woman quietly went into the bathroom and started undressing while the man undressed and lay naked under the covers.
The women came out and bashfully got into bed with him and explain, 'I have never done dees before.'
The man, not wanting to look unexperienced infront of his wife, said to her, 'Eets ok.
I give you any ting you want...'
The woman replied with, 'Well, I alway hear about numba sixty nine.
I want to try dat.'
The man stared at his wife for a while before replying with, 'You want chinkin and broccoli?'
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