A couple had been debating over buying a new car for weeks now.
He wanted a new truck, she wanted a fast little sports car so that she could zip through traffic around town.
He would've probable have settled for a beat up old truck.
But all she seemed to like were way out of their price range.
'Look, I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less' she said.
'Well, its my birthday coming up, so you can surprise me' she said.
So for her birthday, he got her a brand new bathroom scale!
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