A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.
The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child.
So the jury asks the woman first.
She says: 'Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me.'
The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question.
The man replies: 'OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine?'
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